Man claims Martians drove him to strip club
By ANISaturday, July 10, 2010
MELBOURNE - A man, who has been was arrested after he banged his SUV into strip club, has claimed he arrived at the location thanks to help from ‘Martians.’
Officers say Keith Rasmussen, 50, was asked to leave the club after he vomited in the VIP area.
After leaving the club, Rasmussen got into his SUV, put it in reverse and slammed into the club’s entrance, witnesses told the cops.
Police say the entrance has significant damage.
The witness also told police that Rasmussen nearly hit him and another woman.
Police say Rasmussen drove over the curb pulled into a parking lot nearby.
After pulling him out of the vehicle, he was asked by an officer how he was doing and Rasmussen replied, “Not good,” adding, “seen some nice strippers,” reports the Daily Telegraph.
He denied driving the SUV and claimed that he arrived at the location with because “Martians.” (ANI)