Darwin’s women trying to keep pace with horny US Navy officers

MELBOURNE - The prostitutes and local ladies in Darwin are having a busy time keeping pace with the huge number of horny US seamen that are coming on shore.

One chemist reported running low on condom stocks and a number of Navy blokes asking about Viagra, following the USS Peleliu and USS Pearl Harbor docking at Fort Hill Wharf.

Michelle Love, who operates Blondies in Darwin, said her 30 girls had been kept busy servicing the Yankees, and that the increase in US clients had been offset by a temporary slide of local customers - suspected of either being jealous or considerate.

“Most of the local boys don’t even call when the boats are in town. They probably think the girls are busy and worn out or they may get their noses out of joint,” News.com.au quoted her as saying.

Love said the US boys were never any problems and “they treat the girls like gold”, and the only possible issue was competition from the amateurs.

“Every horny woman comes out of the woodwork. But there’s enough to go around,” she said.

Taxi drivers are also enjoying a business boom. They’ve reported dropping off lusty groups at hotels who use rooms for short periods.

“One told me, ‘Oh honey, I might call you later to pick me up again - I got a couple of jobs’,” a Darwin driver, who delivered two ladies for a rendezvous with Navy sorts, said.

“She said she can make up to 4000 dollars a day because she’s so busy,” he added.

A chemist assistant in Darwin’s CBD reported a spike in condom sales.

“We still have some, but we’re low on stock,” the assistant said.

“There’s also been quite a few questions to find out if Viagra is on prescription or over the counter.

“It’s hilarious. They’re all young fit and muscley. But they’re quite nice and a few made a couple of jokes,” the assistant added. (ANI)